Star: Chris Evans thought Jenny Slate was kind of exhausting in Las Vegas

Jenny Slate has been with her “dream seventh grade boyfriend” Chris Evans for months now. I strongly suspect that Chris and Jenny first got together last year while filming Gifted, and that Chris is the reason why Jenny’s marriage fell apart. Even if there wasn’t an affair per se, Chris and Jenny have still been dealing with each other for months now. And maybe the bloom is off the rose a little bit. According to Star Magazine, Jenny and Chris were recently in Las Vegas together and Chris was not enjoying himself.

Chris Evans is ready to cash in his chips after a weekend in Sin City in September with Jenny Slate.

“Normally, Chris goes crazy in Las Vegas,” a friend tells Star. “But now that he’s got a girlfriend, he’s stuck going to stuff like Cirque du Soleil instead.”

Poor Chris couldn’t even fake a smile during a backstage tour of the Bellagio production with the actress. “Chris looked bored out of his mind,” says the pal “He couldn’t wait to get out of there.”

Dinner at Nobu proved to be a disaster as well.

“Jenny was hanging all over him,” adds the source. “Chris would be in the middle of a conversation where Jenny would just start whispering in his ear. Chris couldn’t hide his irritation.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

I don’t know why, but I sort of believe this? Are dudes into Cirque du Soleil? And if they are into it, do those dudes need a backstage tour? And do they need their girlfriend to whisper in their ear mid-conversation? Real talk: the relationship seemed doomed from the start. Either they had an affair and that’s why her marriage fell apart or her marriage fell apart and she jumped into this thing with Chris immediately. Neither choice is great. Plus, I don’t think Chris is really the Boyfriend Type? After reading some of his interviews over the past few years, I just think that he probably A) loses interest after a few months and/or B) is too self-absorbed to really get emotionally involved with anyone long-term. On Jenny’s side, she’s treating this like a way to exorcise old high school angst or something, like she’s the shy, nerdy girl who finally “got” the quarterback. Which sounds like a Taylor Swift song. Which is reason enough to shut it down and go home.

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